Every now and again we like to bring to you a story so crazy and ridiculous and terrible that it can only be blamed on our current recession. Of course these are pointed criticisms of society and its members, but are meant to be taken lightly. Hope you enjoy it!
I was listening to All Songs Considered from NPR when the host mentioned that Green Day had a new album out. This album was Green Day’s harsh new condemnation of the Bush Administration. When I heard this I had to check Wikipedia to make sure that the year was in fact 2009 (I did have to check as I sold my watch for food).
I know the recession was bad, but I thought that a band as large as Green Day would be safe. Green Day is apparently so strapped for cash that they were forced to save money by rereleasing their last album (American Idiot) under a different name.
I’m just assuming this since I cannot actually afford to buy the album to listen to it for myself. However, look at the facts:
American Idiot:
-sounds like a normal Green Day album
-about the Bush administration and America and politics
New Album:
-sounds like a normal Green Day album
-about the Bush administration and America and politics
Normally this would not be an issue, since many bands save money by just rereleasing their same album over and over again (Coldplay,Bl…. really most of the bands on the Billboard Top 200). However, Green Day chose to date their music by making it about a President that is no longer in office.
There are two possible explanations for this lapse in creativity.
1.) The recession has affected Green Day so much that they have not been able to afford to buy a newspaper, turn on the radio, turn on the television, or talk to anyone in the world in order to find out that George Bush left office in January.
or
2.) Green Day is so strapped for cash and creativity that they could not afford to write, rehearse & record a new album’s worth of material.
The recession is affecting all of us terribly. I have to post this blog post by United States Postal Service. Green Day has to release the same music again.
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